procrasturbating

procrasturbating
1. (Procrasturbating) (15620↑, 996↓)
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

2. (procrasturbating) (453↑, 69↓)
The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

-Hey man did you write your paper yet? -Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.

3. (procrasturbating) (283↑, 113↓)
to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..

yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now... teacher: why isnt your paper done Billy: I was procrasturbating all night

4. (Procrasturbating) (187↑, 56↓)
To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating\!

5. (Procrasturbating) (162↑, 69↓)
To masturbate when you should be studying.

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.

6. (procrasturbating) (146↑, 72↓)
Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.

7. (Procrasturbating) (76↑, 20↓)
Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

8. (procrasturbating) (9↑, 3↓)
The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.

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9. (Procrasturbating) (6↑, 2↓)
The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike? Slizz:Oh ya know.. Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still [procrasturbating].

10. (Procrasturbating) (6↑, 2↓)
Procrastinating by the act of masturbating.

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"

11. (Procrasturbating) (2↑, 0↓)
Procrastinating by masturbating.

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating\!

12. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 0↓)
The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes\!

13. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 0↓)
The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

14. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 1↓)
procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

15. (procrasturbating) (2↑, 2↓)
masturbating purely to waste time or avoid doing any work

man 1: have you done any revision for your exam? man 2: nah i've been procrasturbating all day

16. (procrasturbating) (1↑, 1↓)
The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

17. (Procrasturbating) (9↑, 9↓)
The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny? 2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head. 3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

18. (procrasturbating) (0↑, 1↓)
1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks. 2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast." Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

19. (Procrasturbating) (0↑, 1↓)
To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

20. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 2↓)
To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn... Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating. [masturbate] [procrastinate] [fap] [jerk off] [skeet]

21. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 4↓)
Wanting to jerk off/masturbate, but continuously putting it off

"Oh man my dick really hurts" "Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting." "Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately

22. (Procrasturbating) (1↑, 9↓)
1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it. In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good." "Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

23. (Procrasturbating) (4↑, 13↓)
The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

24. (Procrasturbating) (11↑, 57↓)
Putting off, getting off The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date

"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"

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25. (Procrasturbating) (10↑, 58↓)
To procrastinate masturbating

An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"

26. (Procrasturbating) (15↑, 65↓)
Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

27. (Procrasturbating) (40↑, 149↓)
The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.

They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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